Horse and Man

Alright, you are going to think I’ve really fallen off of my rocker this time.

OK, so I had nothing that I felt like writing about today…  Usually, I have a stack of articles, pages I’ve torn out of magazines, various scattered photos or files on my desktop that all contain ideas for times just like this – when I’m stuck.  I sort through these triggers until one ‘hits’ and feels exactly right for the topic of that particular day.

Well, my method didn’t work out so well for me today.  I was just sitting here thinking that I didn’t feel like writing about anything that I have in front of me.

Drat.  What to do, what to do…

And then it came to me…  Paint by Numbers was whispered into my ear.

Me:  Huh?  That is a ridiculous idea.

Voice in my Head:  Paint by Numbers, you know… what you used to do as a kid.

Me:  But I was always horrible at those!  I can’t paint.  Besides, no one has thought about those for years.

VIMH:  I know.

Me:  So why should I write about that?

WIMH:  Go to the computer and Google it.  That’s all I’m gonna say…

Me (sighing):  OK.  I got nothin’ else…  Might as well give it a try.

So, I did.

I Googled, “Paint by numbers horse” and to my huge surprise, this is what I found:

 

 

NEW AND  IMPROVED PAINT BY NUMBERS!  (No affiliation)

So nowadays, you can send in your own photo and they will send to you a kit to make a personal paint by numbers.  That’s cool.

Yes, I know, that doesn’t make my painting ability any better – but at least the crappy painting I create will somewhat resemble a pet I love.  All I have to do is figure out what photo to use…

1)  The pet has to be front and center

2)  The background shouldn’t be too busy

3)  The lighting should be good

Well, I had very few photos with all of those qualities since I’m not that great of a photographer either.  Anyway, I chose this one of Aladdin.

*For all of you who don’t know, Aladdin was my dearly departed, knighted, statue erected in the backyard, the best-ever trailhorse known to mankind in the history of the world – ever.  He carried me around for 12 years and was rock solid as they come.  I think… Except he hated Hubby, was spoiled rotten, acted like a hotsy Morgan whenever anyone else was around and had enough quirks to make others not want to ride with us.   But to me, he was perfection.

As an aside, I also want to say that everyone should start taking photos of your pets now!  I have very few of Aladdin and I am so sad about that.  I guess I never really thought about it.  But, now I regret not having a plethora of them the mull over and remember.

 

SEEMS SIMPLE ENOUGH

The directions were a bit too easy.

All you have to do is figure out the photo (which is probably the most difficult part) and upload it.  Oh, and you have to decide what format you’d like (size and canvas vs. paper).

 

 

I’m thinking the Free Stylin’ Original since that seemed to be the easiest for a beginner like me.  However, I did play with the idea of the Cartoon style since my painting will probably end up looking like a cartoon anyway.  Hmmmm.  Will this look like a bad Andy Warhol or just a bad regular painting?

I’LL BE THE GUINEA PIG.

OK, so I’ll do this thing and test it out for all of us.

The website says that this company has been featured in tons of magazines.  The testimonial page proclaims many happy subscribers…  I figure they all must be really talented or their bar isn’t that high.  Dunno.  I mean the fact that I drool over Teresa Elliott’s paintings kinda leaves me thinking that my own renditions are going to leave me a bit non-plussed.

But, I’m doing it anyway…

I’ll keep you posted.  ;)

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(Please don’t consider this as a true review of the English Horsebox…)

 

I have a horsey friend who is from the UK.

She always calls my horse trailer a ‘horsebox’.

Hmmmmm.

One day I asked her if a horse box was different than a horse trailer.  She said, YES.  I asked, HOW?…  It was then that my friend did her best to describe to me something I couldn’t wrap my head around.

She said it was like a bus for you and your horse.  A BUS?  Then she described it as similar to a vacation vehicle.   A WINNEBAGO?

Obviously, I was not getting it… she continued that the horseboxes of Europe are one vehicle.  You don’t have to have a truck, you just have the one horsebox, similar to a motorhome with horses in the back instead of a waterbed.

The downside, she said, was that for many of the larger horseboxes – and most of them are larger, you need a driver with a special license.

Hmmmm.

So, I decided to look on the Internet to learn a bit more.

 

PHOTOS

First off, I have to say that the initial images cleared up the brain freeze I was having on this.  They look like variations on motorhomes with European styling.  The insides look only vaguely similar to our motorhomes and without any European styling…

What a fun concept!  Touring around with your horses in the back, stopping at KOA campsites!

The first few photos I came across were the 2 horse, smaller versions.  They looked like cross between a handicap van and an airport rental car bus.  I didn’t see any of the glamor that you find in the US horse trailers.   I almost felt that by the looks of the horseboxes, if you weren’t hauling your horses, you could pop open the sides and sell hot-dogs or perhaps start a mobile locksmith company…

 

OK, maybe I’m getting off track… but the reason I was getting off track was because all the websites were very vague on the horse parts of the horsebox.  It was as if the horses were a secret.  It was as if they didn’t want you to look behind the curtain.

 

CULTURE SHOCK

What blew me away culturally was the hugely different approaches to marketing and sales on the UK sites.

 

For example, in America, if you wanted to know about a horse trailer, you’d google “horse trailer” and several sites would pop up instantly.  You’d click on your choices and within a few minutes you’d have seen several charts, lists, layouts, diagrams, options, photos, animations, demonstrations, reviews, rebuttals and You Tube videos to educate yourself on everything from wheel bases to equine wall padding.  For sure, you’d have a pretty good idea of the ins-and-outs of horse trailers after your initial search.

Au contraire with my UK Horsebox search, my friends.  After a few minutes of searching, I wanted to pull my hair out. DOESN’T ANYONE WANT TO SELL ME A HORSEBOX?  THERE IS NO INFO HERE!

 

I swear to horsegods, after looking for 15 minutes, I knew only a bit more than I knew before I looked at all.  It was as if it was impolite for me to be wanting to know anything… I was so confused.  I had a million questions and all they wanted to show me was the shiny exteriors and a few interior photos with minor description.  ???

 

SO I DUG DEEPER

Determined that I had simply made some Intercontinental search engine mistakes, I continued to ferret through as many UK horsebox manufacturers as possible.

 

After another 15 minutes, it became comical.  Yes, I did find a few more details and measurements, but not much.  So, it was at this time that I started simply gathering favorites according to the styling and marketing materials.  After all, isn’t that what real advertising is all about?  I’d clip interesting colors or logo designs…  I’d pull a photo based on the pretty background… all emotional stuff.  Nothing I should ever use to purchase a trailer, but it was more fun than pulling UK information teeth.

 

UK HORSE TRAILERS (not boxes)

I did see horse trailers on the UK sites.  There were very few of them and they resembled the Brenderup horse trailers that we see here in the US.  Lightweight, easy to pull.  Simple and elegant.  Two-horse only.  They didn’t have any larger horse trailers there.  Or, none that I could find.

 

MAIN CONCLUSION

I have a few conclusions – based on not much – regarding English Horseboxes

1)  The horsebox exterior is more important than the horses inside.

I say this because I could find hardly any information on the horse part of the horseboxes.  It was as if either they are all the same and I should have known that or, the horses are an afterthought.  Dunno.  But I could find minimal information or detail about the horse accommodations – certainly not the minutia you can find in American made horse trailer manufacturer sites…

2)  The horses can ride frontways or backways.

I only know that because I finally read it on one website.  Phew!

3)  Photos of horses in, around or using the horseboxes are not important to these advertisements.  (I only found these two photos of horses the entire time I was searching.)

 

4)  If you compare the insides of the top-of-the-line UK horsebox with the insides of a top-of-the-line US horse trailer, we USA people look like spoiled royalty… which is pretty funny since a horsebox comes from the land with royalty.

It was almost embarrassing to look inside the US luxury liner horse trailers because ours are so technically spiffy and over the top cushy that we look a bit Ugly American ridiculous.

However…

5)  The outside of the UK Horseboxes were much cooler than the US trailers… they looked like Rock Band Motorcades!  I’d love to haul my horses along the freeway looking like Maroon 5 was pulling into town…  ;)

 

MY THOUGHTS

After looking through all the materials on hand, I kinda like the idea of the horses riding with me in one vehicle.  Somehow, it just feels more safe.  I’m pretty sure it isn’t more safe…

On the other hand, in the UK, you cannot separate the cab from the trailer so you don’t have the use of the truck to go haul something smaller – or drive away at a horse show.

 

Then again, in Europe, there is a huge ‘for hire’ trade that carts horses off to shows for people.  Many riders there don’t have their own trailers or the expense of their own trailers.

Not having my own trailer would be tough since I’m a trail rider and like to go whenever I can.  I wouldn’t want to wait or schedule a driver.  But, I think there are far less trail riders (or hackers, as they call them) in the UK…  If they do trail ride, I think it is in the country where they probably own the land or something like that.

For me, I have decided that I would rather have the option of the truck separate from the trailer.  I like having my truck when I need a truck.

But the UK is not as big or as roomy to drive as it is here.  The streets are much older and more narrow.  A Dodge dually in London would be awful…  I cannot even imagine trying to maneuver a 8 horse bumper-pull.

So, I understand how the horsebox came to be…  ;)

 

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