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The Comeback Kid. Against all odds… NEVILLE BARDOS!

Tuesday, January 31st, 2012
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I am not an Eventer.

To be honest, some of those hazards really scare me.  I swear, cross country jumps look like the humans totally lost their marbles while setting them up…  And, when I read about horses going down at a jump (and never recovering), I get angry.  (A topic for another day.)

Having said that, I do find myself ooohing and ahhhhing over the profound athleticism of these horses and riders.  For me, I think it is admirable that any human and horse could have enough talent and train so diligently to compete in one event, let alone three (dressage, show jumping AND cross country).  Wow.

Today, I’d like to introduce you to the Eventing horse NEVILLE BARDOS.

Everybody loves a comeback story…

His profile

 

THE BEGINNING

It seems that Neville was bred as a racehorse in a very prestigious Australian barn.  Neville’s sire was an American stud who had been flown over for the year to do as much as he could during that breeding season.

Anyway, Neville wasn’t too great of a racehorse.  So, he was then repackaged as a jumper. However, he must not have shown much promise because nobody bought him as a jumper either.  But, just by happenstance, Boyd Martin was hanging out the day Neville was last tried.  Boyd was recovering from a broken leg so he was hanging around, watching the goings ons.  When the prospective buyer didn’t want Neville, his seller said that the horse was going to the slaughterhouse.  At that, Boyd offered $850 and Neville was his.

 

Neville. (I love his forelock.)

 

TRAINING

Training didn’t start out too terribly smoothly.  His first show was a disaster…  Ridden by Boyd’s wife, Silva, here is what they said about that day:

“Neville started his eventing carrier with Silva in late 2002.  It started terribly at the first event with Silva falling off at the second fence.  It took 15 minutes to catch him, but Neville did complete the course!”

Anyway, it got better after that, obviously.  They had an ingredient change… that change was Boyd Martin.  Boyd would ride Neville.

Happy Camper.

 

SHOW CAREER

Things got waaaay better for Neville and Boyd Martin.

I don’t know much about these shows or events except that they are prestigious.  I will list them here:

In 2006, Neville started showing great promise winning the Coffs Harbour CIC**, and then going on to win Melbourne CCI**.  He was later imported to America at the beginning of 2007.  He ran a credible 11th in his first CCI*** at Jersey Fresh and then in the fall of 2007 he had his best performance yet.  He came an amazing 4th at FairHill CCI ***.  In 2008, Neville hit the international stage, placing 9th at Rolex Kentucky CCI****.  He was short listed for the 2008 Bejing Olympics.  His results to date stand for themself! He won Fairhill CCI*** in 2009, and then went on to place 4th at the Rolex CCI**** in 2010. After that, he was named on the US team for the World Equestrian Games. He ended being the highest place US horse, placing 10th against the best of the best at the WEG

Winning Rolex

 

MEMORIAL DAY, 2011

 DISASTER

(paraphrased from a story I read in EQUESTRIAN magazine – Jan 2012)

Boyd and his herd had just moved to the US to continue his career.   On the evening of Memorial Day, he was fast asleep.

Then the phone rang.  His barn was on fire.

When Boyd reached the barn he tells of watching the humans watch one of their beloved horses burning in the aisle.  There was nothing the firemen or any of the helpless humans could do but stand there – memory Boyd will never forget and one that still haunts him to this day.

The emotion Boyd felt in that instant pushed  him to enter the burning barn.  He said it was totally black with smoke.  Boyd cannot remember any of the details of what was going on around him, only his search to find his horses.

Here is what he said:

“I went into one stable and I could hear the gurgling noise in the corner and I put my hands out and I felt a horse’s shoulder.  I ran my hands up the horse’s neck and I felt a windsucking collar and right then and there I knew where I was and what stable I was in.”

Neville was a cribber.  Boyd was in with Neville.

The aftermath.

 

THE RESCUE

Neville had been trapped in the fire for 45 minutes and didn’t have enough air to move himself.

(another excerpt)

“I couldn’t move him.  but then, like a ghost out of nowhere pops up Phillip (Dutton)- it seemed like he just appeared out of nowhere.  He said ‘pull his had that way’ and he put his arms round him, sort of like someone loading a horse into a starting stall at the start of a race.  I started pulling Nev down the breezeway and Phillip got his shoulder in behind him and pushed him.  We dot him out of there and I handed him off and I thought if I can get one, I dan get another one.  So I went back in and I held my breath as deep as I could.  I got to another stable door but that stable ws empty.  I was starting to spin.  I started feeling like I was going ot lose consciousness – the smoke was that thick – so I dived out and laid on the ground gasping for air and I remember seeing Phil there doing the same thing.”

Can you even imagine?  Tragic.

 

Neville was caught in the fire for 45 minutes. He couldn't move. Boyd heard Neville gurgling in the corner of his stall...

 

NEVILLE RISES!

It is a bit unbelievable really.  This horse had suffered severe smoke inhalation.  His lungs and throat were charred.  The vets at Bolton Center said he shouldn’t be standing upright with the amount of oxygen circulating in his system yet Neville was standing there – eating.  In fact, the vets re-did all their tests because they were sure they must have received incorrect results.

Nope.  Neville was very, very sick.  He just didn’t know it.

In fact, immediately thereafter Neville started (continued) cribbing on anything he could find, even though it had to have hurt so badly!  Neville’s throat had burns all the way down his esophagus and windpipe.  When the scope accidentally brushed against the side of his trachea, it bled.

But, he continue to eat and suck.  Atta boy!

Wow.

 

WHY NOT?

Five horses had been saved, six were lost in that fire.  Everyone felt incredible losses.  Owners, trainers, handlers and the horses who had survived would be scarred for life.

Except Neville.

With everyone feeling horribly, Neville was the crusading cheerleader.  He ate, he drank, he cribbed and he yearned to get outside his stall and MOVE!

So, the vets decided to go with it.  Why not send Neville to a hyperbaric chamber (high levels of oxygen – you can read about HBOT here from a previous blog) to speed up his healing and see what would happen?  So they did.  Every day.  And to everyone’s surprise, Neville started healing – rapidly.

What happened next was pretty amazing…

 

Neville wanted something to do so Boyd saddled him and rode around for 5 minutes...

A MONTH LATER… (another excerpt from Boyd’s interview)

“Something just told me that Imight as well start riding this horse, so I get on him and his ears are pricked and he’s happy.  He was still doing the hyperbaric chamber every day.  I got this feeling that the old horse was OK – part of being a good horseman is reading your horse’s spirit.  His spirit ws there ad he had spring in his stride.  I was lucky the biggest guider in this whole thing was Dr. Keane, who’s a very practical vet.  I didn’t really have a splan, but he kept on passing all th tests.  We just took it one day at a time.  Before I knew it we did a five-minute trot – he kept on feeling goodand positive and happy.”

And then Boyd got the idea that this horse could compete in the 2011 Land Rover Burghley Horse Trials, just a few weeks away on Labor Day.

Survivors

 

SOME BACK STORY… AND THE TRAINING

Neville was in the barn at the time of the fire because he was on stall rest.  He had injured his shoulder two months prior.  Then Neville endured the fire and recovery.  So, in essence, this horse had been out of commission for 4 months.

Now, they had 8 weeks to get him in tip-top shape.

Neville was game.  He thrived.  It was awesome.

So they flew to England for the race.

Neville, the hurt and burnt, recently rehabilitated horse came in a roaring 7th!  A HUGE victory and the crown erupted.

So they continued…

Fit as a fiddle!

 

WORLD WIDE RECOGNITION

And then it happened on January 12th of this year…

 

Wow!

Nice.

 

WHAT’S NEXT?

The horse who was once destined for slaughter and then survivied a barn fire is now hoping to find a seat on the 2012 US Olympic Equestrian Team.

(As an aside from a lay person… is it possible that his wind sucking cribbing habit strengthened his respiratory system to where he was stronger to withstand smoke inhalation and recover more rapidly?)

Hmmmm.

Anyway, winning a spot on the Olympic Team sounds like a walk in the park after all he’s been through, eh?

Amazing.

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The Old Guard, Caisson Horses and Caisson Horses for Adoption!

Thursday, January 19th, 2012
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(Originally posted 12/19/2110)

I guess I’m on a Military Horse bender…  First it was Comanche which led me to Black Jack who led me to the Old Guard and Caisson horses.

CAISSON HORSES

A Caisson horse is one of the 6 horses that is hooked to the caisson which is the cart that holds the casket of a fallen and ranked soldier.  You’ve probably seen the image of a Caisson.

Caisson Platoon

THE OLD GUARD

This is something I didn’t know…  the Old Guard is responsible for the Military Caisson horses.

Actually, I never really knew anything about the Old Guard.  Do you?  Well, if you are as ignorant as I was about the Old Guard, I’ll fill you in…

The Old Guard

“The Old Guard” is a term used for The 3rd U.S. Infantry, which is the Army’s oldest active infantry regiment, predates the Constitution, tracing its origin to 1784. The unit was designated the official ceremonial troop of the Army shortly after World War II, by President Truman, and is stationed at Fort Myers, Virginia.  Here is a brief history of the Old Guard:

“Created in 1784 as the First American Regiment, The Old Guard was established after the Paris Peace Treaty of 1783, which stipulated that the United States would maintain a military force to protect land west of the Appalachian Mountains.


After the First American Regiment participated in the War of 1812, COL John Miller took command. Because he was ranked third most-senior officer in the Army, the unit designation became the 3rd U.S. Inf., in keeping with Miller’s status, said Kirk M. Heflin, the director of the 3rd U.S. Inf. (The Old Guard) Museum.


The 3rd Inf. played a vital role in the Mexican War in 1846, Heflin said. After taking Mexico City, the unit had the honor of marching at the head of its brigade as the American troops entered the Mexican capital.


“It was there that the Army commander, MG Zachary Taylor, turned to his staff as the 3rd Inf. passed and said, ‘Gentlemen, take off your hats to The Old Guard of the Army,’” said Heflin.
Today The Old Guard, which has proven its worth in battle, has a two-fold mission — to protect America’s capital and to pay final tribute to America’s heroes.”

Ceremonial duty

I wouldn’t say they get to do “fun” jobs for the Army, but they do perform the unusual tasks like Color Guard, Guarding the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier (very impressive…check out this link) and the maintenance and performance of the Caisson Horses.

What is interesting about the Old Guard maintaining the Caisson horses is that most of them come into this not as horsemen but as infantry.  They have to learn.  Besides horsemanship, these men train constantly.  They must learn how to ride, how to ride in the correct posture, how to sit in the saddle properly and how to ride in the procession.  Drilling and training is non-stop, both for the horses and the men.

The White Team

I think this must be good, to train all the time.  First off, this helps both horse and rider (or handler) become familiar with each other, but also trains the men quickly.  Since the men rotate out every 18 months, unions have to be created rapidly.  So, constant training helps here.  Also, both new men and new horses can’t possibly know how to do this task (Caisson procession) since it is unique to the Old Guard.  Everyone has to learn… and practice, practice, practice.

BACK TO THE CAISSON HORSES

The horse has always been important in the military.  First he pulled the carriages of important government officials, then he carried the mail and of course, he became the distinguished and brave Warhorse.  But, then the automobile came into play and the military horse became more of a symbol during ceremonial functions.  These symbolic military horses who walk in uniform during parades or draw a caisson (cart carrying a casket of a fallen soldier) are called Caisson Horses.

Somber

These horses are cared for by the Old Guard.

I stumbled upon some photos taken by LIFE MAGAZINE while they visited the Old Guard stables.  Fancy.  It was clear that these military men take as much pride in the stables as they do the coin bouncing on their tightly sheeted bunk.

The stable

The horses are groomed, bathed and bedded each day.  The tack is cleaned and shined.  They even ‘tumble’ their brass fittings.  I found this remarkable.  Inside the stable tack area, they have a huge barrel that is mounted sideways with a crank.  They put solution in there and tumble the brass so it comes out polished and shiny like those rocks at gem shows!

Comfy, large horse

Tack Room

I’ve added some candid shots of the guys with the horses.  To me, these photos speak to the pomp, warmth and grandeur of these well manicured and well maintained equines.  And, it also shows that these men have genuine affection for their charges.  Nice to know since they troops are rotated out every year and a half.  Kinda sad… but at least never boring.

Readying the Riderless Horse

Farriers

Their only duty is to care for these horses

Buds

CAISSON

What is a caisson or how did the name come into play?  Here is an explanation:

“The caissons were built in 1918, and used for 75mm cannons. They were originally equipped with ammunition chests, spare wheels, and tools used for the cannons. Today these have been removed and replaced with the flat deck on which the casket rests.”

Beautiful and very sad

THE RULES

The rules of the caisson procession through Arlington National Cemetery are strict.  Silence.  The only sounds heard are the hooves of the seven caisson horses.  Soldiers sit on only the three left-sided caisson horses because tradition had the right-sided horses carrying supplies.  They are paired into three teams – the lead team is in front, the swing team follows, and nearest the caisson is the wheel team.  There is an additional seventh caisson horse who not harnessed.  He is ridden alongside the front left carriage horse to guide him.  All the soldiers stand ramrod straight and stiff.  The horses are to walk very slowly, which can be difficult.

Ronald Regan's funeral procession

COLOR OF CAISSON HORSES

Black or white (grey).  That’s it.  If you are born a bay, you better choose another profession.  Although, when I look at the above photo of President Regan’s funeral, they look like brown or bay horses.  Dunno.  Could be the lighting.

Sweet

Actually, in the beginning, the caisson horse had to be black – same with the caparisoned horse (riderless horse).  But, on June 9, 1981, ten Lipizzan horses were donated to the Caisson Platoon. The horses were accepted on behalf of the Army by the Secretary of the Army John O. Marsh, Jr., during a ceremony at Summerall Field, Fort Myer, Virginia. The Lipizzans are used to make up the “White Horse Team” for use in military funerals in Arlington National Cemetery.

Famed for their grace, intelligence and great strength, they were a lead element in the inaugural parade for President Ronald Reagan and Vice President George Bush.

The bridle

WHERE DO THEY GO WHEN THEY RETIRE?

Ummm.  Well, that is up to us, really.  You see, the retired Caisson Horses are adopted out.  In fact, there are several who need adopting right now!  Here is a link to the website.

What I like about this adoption procedure is that EVERY HORSE HAS A VET MEMO attached to their photo page.  That means you can read what the military vet has to say about each horse.  I read through them and they were very candid.  Refreshing.  And, since there is protocol, ALL the horses have well maintained records and are cared for routinely.  Every horse is on a shot, worming and farrier rotation.  Also good to know.

Here is what the website says:

“The Caisson Horses of the Old Guard participate in all Army, Air Force, and Marine Corps Full Honor’s Funerals performed in Arlington National Cemetery. These magnificent animals serve with the men of the Caisson Platoon daily to ensure final honors are given in a dignified, professional, and respectful manner; and they love their job. Each Caisson horse offered for adoption has served on average for over a decade. During the course of their service they participate in thousands of funerals for our nations heroes. Because of the long and distinguished service of each and every horse in our stables, the Old Guard has introduced the Caisson Horse Adoption Program to ensure each horse is rewarded with a great home following its well earned retirement.”

Underneath, they are just horses... wonderful horses

THE CAISSON HORSES READY FOR ADOPTION RIGHT NOW

These horses are housed in Virginia, obviously.  But, I’m sure they know how to travel…  ;)   And, I kinda think it goes without saying that they must handle fairly well and have had extensive training…  I have no idea about their riding ability but you can ask the Old Guard… Here is their contact info:

Platoon Leader Platoon Sergeant Operations Sergeant
CW4 Anthony DiRenzo
Phone: 703-696-3568
Send an E-mail
SFC James Dean
Phone:
Send an E-mail
SSG Travis Nielsen
Phone:
Send an E-mail

I’ve listed the horses presently on the Adoption page and added their photos.  For more information, go to the website.
Bo, 10 Year old Percheron

Bullet, 10 Year old Percheron

George, 14 Year old Percheron Quarterhorse

Gordy, 11 Year old Percheron

Justin, 12 Year old Percheron

Bo

Bullet

George

Gordy

Justin

Cool, eh?

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ANOTHER PRISONER TRAINED MUSTANG ADOPTION (2/11/12): YOU CAN GET YOUR OWN ROJO!!!!!!

Monday, January 16th, 2012
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OMG!  Another great opportunity for you all!   I swear, get a plane ticket to Carson City, Nevada now!  These horses are well trained, smart, healthy and the last of a slowly dying breed.

I ADORE Rojo, my accidental adoptee from the last auction.  (If you’d like to read his stories, click here.)  He is so calm, smart, well trained, obedient, happy and a THINKING HORSE.  He doesn’t spook easily and is very sure of himself but still plays nicely and gets along with others.  A true gentleman and scholar.

As a background, these horses were all wild until recently when they were rounded up and stuck in over-crowded BLM holding pens.  Ugh.  All of them are familiar with survival – both on the land and in heartbreaking situations.

YAY! Another great opportunity to get your own ROJO!

 

CHEAP!

I’m not advertising them as cheap so you can abuse or discard them.  They may be cheap but they aren’t unworthy…  I’m merely saying that the auctions are not well attended and some of these great horses aren’t even bid upon.  Last time, 4 very fine horses had no bidders.

However, one cannot go up there with a stock trailer and expect to buy cheap horses for resale or slaughter.  The wranglers and Brand Inspectors are a bit partial to these horses since they have worked with them for the last 4 months…  You have to prove that you have the property to house a mustang (or a proper boarding facility)  so BE PREPARED to show them what you have and back it up.

fyi

 

INCREDIBLE.

I think Rojo is the second best horse I’ve EVER purchased.  (The first best horse was Aladdin and since I have a small statue erected to him plus his photos all over the house, beating him to my heart would be a tall order.  But, Rojo is a close second already!)

This was Rojo's listing from his Adoption in October last year.

 

TRANSPORTATION HOME

The BLM knows that folks come from out of state and don’t bring trailers to the auctions.  So, they will keep any horse that you bid on temporarily while you arrange transport.

Another great thing is that they do have a Brand Inspector and Vet on the premises of the auction and therefore provide a Coggins and Health Certificate (HC is good for 10 days) immediately INCLUDED IN THE ADOPTION FEE (that alone is worth more than the initial starting bid of $150 which several horses sold for last time)!

So, there are no delays once you have transportation set up.  (They also know local equine truckers who will haul for you out of state…)

This is the new group. Look at them all standing in a huge group- calm.

 

MY RECOMMENDATION

Do it.  If you have always had a hankering for this kind of a horse, and you have proper facilities and you have the money to take on another horse… do it.

Rojo is incredible and I didn’t even meet him before I bid on him… it just happened.  So, I think they are all very, very good horses.

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OMG! What to do when Wishes Come True?!!!

Friday, January 6th, 2012
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I sit before you kinda shell shocked.

We put an offer on a property we thought we could probably never get.

OMG.  I don’t know whether to dance or vomit…

You see, it is a dream property (the great part) but it needs a lot before it is move-in ready (the not-so-great part) and I’m not presently made of money (the vomit part).

But, as they say, PUT ONE FOOT IN FRONT OF THE OTHER and YOU GOTTA RISK TO WIN BIG.

80 acres, my friends… 80 real, honest-to-goodness, out in the country, attached to a trail system, in the Central Coast wine country of California.

OMG.

The listing photo... can't tell much.

THE STORY

First off, I gotta nod my head and heart to my Hubby who would never, ever even consider 80 acres attached to a trail system if he wasn’t married to me.  (Although he keeps walking around muttering and smiling about ’80 acres in California’…).

OK, the story goes like this…

When you are working with a real estate person, they put you on a list to receive automated emails for any property that comes on the market (or has a price change) according to your particular variables.  For example, 3 bedroom, 2 bath, 5 or more acres, not falling down the hill or saturated with mold, blah blah.

So, we receive these emails as often as they are generated.  Poof!  All the potential matches (it is kinda like an online dating service for houses…) are served up on your screen for you to guess whether the photographer was extremely good or extremely bad.

In any case, you decide if you want to view the property.  And, in our case, if we decided we wanted to view a place, we’d try to view as many as possible during any one visit since Paso Robles is 6 hours away.

We’ve been doing this since February.  Almost a year.  We’ve kissed a lot of toads and kicked several tires.  The folks at the Hilton in Paso know us well…

Anyway, one such email popped up onto our screens on Wednesday of last week.  It looked good.  Nice, new small house on 80 acres.  Hmmmm.  I wonder what it really is like?  (We’ve learned not to have much of an opinion until we actually see the place.)  So, we told our agent that we wanted to see it.  But, since last weekend was a huge holiday, we weren’t able to get there until Monday (three days ago).

The house. New and nice, but small.

 

THE PROPERTY

We made appointments to see 4 properties on this visit.  We got in our car, very hopeful… but alas, the first two were not acceptable.  Par for the course… The third was workable in an uncomfortable way –  we have come to consider ‘workable’ places since we’ve missed out on 2 properties already.

Sidebar:  Since the housing market is so bad right now, many people are upsidedown on their mortgages so they don’t want to sell.  Most of the houses that are presently on the market are foreclosures (which are usually a bit of a mess) and short sales (a risk) or very old and in need of updating.  Hubby and I have had a difficult time finding something that will work for both of us (Me:  horse property  Him: a nice house).  The first house we offered on we lost because we were too ignorant to the process.  The second house we offered on we didn’t get because our offer wasn’t accepted.  After a year of looking and losing out, we were smarter and ready to pounce if we found something suitable.

OK back to the property.

It was the last on the list for Monday.  We arrived around 1pm.  The neighborhood was full of old style California large ranches with some estatey feeling stables and houses…  Nice.  The property had an automatic gate that kinda made your car’s back end stick out in traffic.  Hmmmmm.  We drove around a narrow and steep, one lane road (not good for the trailer).  When we got to the property, the hill up to the house was very steep.

So far, the house had some serious dings… steep entrance and not trailer happy roads.

We got out of the car and turned around.

80 acres of California Ranch land... but where did it begin and end? We didn't know. There were no fences, no horse facilities... nothing.

 

OMG.

The view, from all sides, was incredible!  Hmmmm.  We asked the real estate agent if she knew the boundaries and she didn’t.  I figured it was all in front of us.  So, I headed down the trail behind the house (fire road) to see where it went.  Obviously there were horses who used it – right by our house.  A trail… that went for miles, right outside the house.

I walked that trail and it wasn’t too steep.  It would be OK.  I wondered who owned it and how I would get permission to ride.

Next, we walked inside.

BEAUTIFUL.  All wood trim.  TALL ceilings.  New.

SMALL.  1500 sq.feet.  Yikes!  We walked around trying to figure out how we’d stuff two girls into one small room.  We wondered how I could use the laundry room counter as an office.  We pondered remodeling the Master.  But, it felt good.  The views were nice out of every window.  The kitchen was big.  There were no carpets anywhere!  All wood and tile.  Very nice.

As I stood in the foyer and looked out the huge windows, I felt like Audra in THE BIG VALLEY.

We proceeded outside and down to a flat part of the property to walk part of the fenceline.  A guy named LUKE drove up on his ATV.  He asked if we had lost a dog.  We said No.  He said that he would have helped us find our lost dog… (otherwise known as a neighbor looking out for unknown people strolling around…).  We liked Luke.

Along the fenceline, I saw two, huge oak trees.  Thank Treegods.  I also saw a flat road out to the main road through Luke’s property.  Hmmmmm.  To be addressed later maybe.

As we tried to figure out the boundaries, Hubby and I kept looking at each other, “Could we make it work?”  and “Wow, what an investment property…”.

After milling about for an hour, we drove off to think about it.

The two oak trees that we hoped were on the property. And, the very steep road in. It doesn't look steep, but my truck couldn't navigate it.

 

THERE’S AN OFFER ALREADY.

So, we were kinda numb driving out of there… it was a great opportunity but it needed everything.  A barn, hay storage, temporary fencing, shelters, real fencing, gates and more rooms in the house.   But it was very cool and quite an opportunity…

Then we got the call…  Our realtor told us that the property had just received an offer.  (It had only been on the market for 3 days.)  We would have to put an offer in that day if we wanted it.  AND, there was a huge realtor showing the next day where 60+ agents would have a walk-through.

OMG.

We looked at each other and decided that this 80 acres could be an incredible spread.  It could be the BARKLEY RANCH or THE PONDEROSA or whatever we wanted.  I would just have to find a good job and go for it.  In the meantime, the house would be too small and the horses would have to make do with smaller paddocks and temporary shelter.  My tack would live in my trailer.  I would have no office.

We pulled into the nearby restaurant (The Loading Chute – a great name for a local watering hole in cattle country…) and called our lender.  He said, “Are you kidding me?  80 ACRES!!  GO FOR IT OR I’LL BUY IT!”

So we put all of our strategies together and made an offer.  The cool thing was that once the paperwork was ready, we were able to pull over at a Starbucks and sign all the documents via an online service… Wild!  We had the offer in by 5pm that day.

Gulp.

Another view... we still had no idea what part was included. We now know that both roads are included.

 

WHEN I GOT HOME

When I got home, I looked up the property on Zillow to check the boundaries.

There are approx 30 acres up front and the other 50 are the backside of the property… not farmable, but THEY INCLUDE THE ROAD TO THE TRAILS!  That fire road that I had walked was actually on the property.  It leads right down to the riverbed and all the trail systems.  It also leads right into the neighbor’s ranch and all the other neighbors’ ranches that feed into the trail system.

I have always wanted to be able to ride out from my house…

I started to cry a bit.

Scared and happy at the same time.

Again, we have no idea what we are offering on - we just had to jump in with contingencies since we had no boundary lines.

REALITY

So, the reality is that the entrance to the property needs a bit of figuring out with the trailer.  We have a lot of horsey stuff to build – which could be very cool since I’m much more wise about all that now…  And, I will have to figure out a new job in a new city – fast!.

But, the opportunity is great.

TODAY…

Hubby called me this morning and he sounded not quite right…

I asked him what was wrong.

He said, “Nothing.  I guess I’m in shock.”

Why?

He had received a call from our agent.  The owners of the property live next door on a perfectly manicured 65 acre full equestrian estate (which we didn’t know).  They had a few questions for us and they wanted to meet us.

OK, I said…

“And,” he said, “they accepted our offer!”

HOLY CRAP!!!  I dropped the phone.

We are meeting them on Saturday.

HOLD ONTO YOUR HATS, FRIENDS… HERE WE GO!!!

The back part of the property which is very steep but has the trail leading to the river.

 

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THE TALKING ANIMAL PHENOMENON: MEET PETEY PANTS!

Tuesday, January 3rd, 2012
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Hello, my name is Dawn and I have an addiction…  (don’t worry, it isn’t bad)

OK, ready?…

(shrugging a bit)     I follow a few talking animals on Facebook.

Yup.

Not only do I follow talking animals on FaceBook, I ENABLE my talking donkey, Norma Jean.

Yikes.  Please don’t think less of me.

And I don’t need an intervention.

But, I would like to talk about this, this… umm… ‘phenomenon’ with you because it is bigger than you think.

 

And so it began... Baby Petey Pants

I’D LIKE YOU TO MEET…

There are many animal voices on Facebook.   I’m drawn to the wisecracking or silly equine personas.  It’s kinda like starting your day with a wink and a smile from one of your coworkers.  It helps, for sure.

Previously, I posted an interview we did with HENRY THE MULE.  He has so many followers on Facebook that FB won’t count them up anymore…

I’ve mentioned CUPCAKE THE HERDMASTER who is not only a personality but also an ambassador for the Rescue that saved him.  And of course, my own Norma Jean Thedonkey.

There is a ghost written animal author for just about everyone…

 

Petey's Facebook header (click image)

MORE POPULAR THAN YOU’D THINK.

OK, let me spin this for you because I’m sure many of you are shaking your heads and wondering how in the world anyone could spend any time reading the quips of Facebook talking animals.

Well, here’s the thing… FB lets the true author hide behind a tiny photo and a huge Internet.  There, sitting comfortably under the umbrella of Zuckerville, anyone can let their creative juices flow and transmit their inner jester for the world to embrace.  Anytime.

You don’t have to buy a ticket.  You don’t have to clap or respond or get out of your slippers.  You can just enjoy – free of everything.  No cost, no effort, no nuthin’.

And, some of these writers are really, really good.  When you think about it, you all know a really funny person.  They may not be famous but you always want them at your party.  In fact, you hang around them or seek them out because you know you will be entertained.

That’s the essence of it.  Reading your daily animal personality quip is like throwing a smelt to a sea lion.  Just as the sea lion feels rewarded by the free fish, so do you.  And eventually, you seek your daily dose of tasty one-liners

And recently, Petey Pants has been my little smelt treat.

 

Just begging for a caption, right?!

 

PETEY PANTS

I’d like you to meet Petey Pants.

Petey Pant’s voice is very unusual – literally.  He talks funny.

Whereas most of the animal voices that I find interesting say funny things, this mini speaks funny – AND says funny things.

Because of this (and the clever human behind him), Petey is the up and comer, growing in popularity.  He’s an All American young horse.  He shows and hangs out with his barnmates.  He does everyday normal horsey stuff.  But, his appeal is that he speaks like his Human believes a teenager baby horse would speak.  And he is right-on most of the time.  Petey cracks me up because he says things that I’ve just heard my kids say…

As far as his speaking style, I like to think that Petey Pants speaks like his owner speaks to him…  I’m guessing that if you walked through Petey’s barn wearing an invisible cloak, you’d hear his Human babytalking in the exact same voice that Petey uses to write his Facebook posts.

Dunno.  That’s just what I think…  <wink>

Without further ado, here is Horse and Man’s exclusive interview with Petey Pants!

Petey Pants has his own calendar... He 'peteygraphs' it if you'd like...

 

HERE WE GO!

First off, Petey, is this your first interview?

Yes, it is! :)

 

1)  How do you find the time everyday to write your FB posts?!

As bizzy a guy I is, I always make time fer mai fans! :)

 

2)  What motivates you to write everyday?

Everyone seems to enjoy the pichers and statuses I post, and I love to make peeples happy. :)

 

My Petey Pants calendar which was specially 'Peteygraphed' in June - my birthday month!

 

3)  Some fans describe you as adorable or adorbs.  Do you agree?

Well, I suppose I issss pretty adorable. But adorbs kinda sounds liek a dizeez you get frum a fish, so I’s not shure if I shuld agree wif that until I find out whut kind of fishes it comes frum and stuff.

 

4)  I notice that you have your own Peteyspeak.  Did you learn that yourself or did someone teach you?

I dunno, I just talk, and that is how the wurds come out!

 

5)  Have you considered writing a book?

Yes, I has had lots of peeps ask me to, and it is definitely in my plans for the future. 

I love this pic!

 

6)  Are you influenced by any popular Icons?

Teddy O’ Connor definitely inspires me…with all his shortness and stuff, but his big jumpyness…yeah, he was reely kool. As far as racehorses go, I am a big Zenyatta fan (Secretariat and Ruffian are some of mai favorites from back in the day), plus my amazing coach, Steve The Sheep. I am coming to be a big fan of Hansen too, I tink he’s going to be great…I may be a lil bit biased considering he is a grey 2yo just liek me. ^-^

 

7)  What do you prefer?  Mini-horse?  Tiny horse?  LIttle horse?  Height challenged horse?  Ponyish?  Horseini?

Any of those are fine, but how about “reely bigly Petey dood”?

One of Petey's recent posts...

 

8)  Who is your best buddy?

I liek to makes lots and lots of frends wherever I go, but mai leetle frend Ellie is always there fer me…we liek to do stuff together. We are going to build forts out of sky ice creem and has a snowball fite today!

 

9)  I notice you have very compelling photos of yourself for your FB page.  Do you have your own publicity person/manager?

I do a lot of it maiself, but it’s very much wurk, so I hired mai mom as mai manager persun. She halps wif a lot of the publicity stuff, and many of the pichers of me that I could not take maiself. I told her to stay off mai Facebook mostly though, cuz I liek to talk to and reed stuff frum mai fans maiself.

 

So elegant in his show wear...

10)  You list that you are a ‘Doctor’ and a ‘Model’.  That is very diverse!  Are you like a Doctor Kildaire – very smart and devastatingly handsome?  Or do you mean that you are a doctorate and that looks good in a festive blanket?  Can you elaborate?

Well, those are all very big wurds you have used rite there, but whut I can say is that I is both a very thmartly dokter guy and a very handsumly dokter guy, and I halp doods that is being sick and then I ware clothes to take pichers of fer the selling of the thing I is wearing! :D

 

The important parts of showing...

 

11)  What do you like best about your home?

I liek that we can come and go in our sheds as we pleez, and we can run around in the paddock, and we can play and stuff wifout having to stay in our stalls when we don’t wanna. It’s nice to has lots of frends to play wif and room to run around. Plus all the noms we get to eet and stuff liek that.

 

12)  During these trying economic times, have you ever considered selling your human?

Hm…you has maked a goodly point…but she does bring me noms to nom on and stuff…….

 

Dressing up

 

13)  Do you like your farrier and vet?  If not, how could humans improve the experience for you?

Mai vet persun is a very goodly dokter, and sumtimes I halp them and we do dokter stuff together. Toenail fairy on the udder hand…he is not a good dood. As fer improving mai ekspeeryunce…can I sell toenail fairy to halp wif the trying ecomanomic times insted?

 

14)  Have you ever met the FB phenomenon, Henry the Mule?  Are you aware that he is not a horse?

I have nevar meeted him in persun (though we do live very neer eachudder), but I almost did this yeer! He was going to be at a show that I was doing showlyness at, but I didn’t see him there. But maybe next yeer we will meet at a different show! :) As for his horsey status…I didn’t reely know whut he is, I just thinked he was a Henry…or a Themule. :D

 

Petey's current FB photo... as he models for the blanket company

15)  Has anyone ever stolen your heart?

Well, I need mai hart, cuz it gives me bludd and stuff, and if someone steeled it I wuldn’t be doing so goodly after that and I wuld has to find the Wizard of Oz to get a new one.

 

THANK YOU, Petey!  THE PLEASURE WAS OURS…!

Thank YOU! The pleasure was mine too, we can share it.

From Petey's FB 'info' page

 

 TO FIND PETEY ON FB, CLICK HERE.

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